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Friends Of Prince Victor Diamond |
This is where all the test results of the potential new recruits. we are not so petty as some misguided groups that we would dare to analyze what is being said, we believe in letting each test speak for itself. We will be updating this frequently as new recruits pour in.....
Test #1 What do you think of the color black? How does it make you feel?" I think about lil designer cocktail dresses and I feel good! Makes me wanna go out drinking and flirt." How do you feel about group living? "Depends upon the group and how nice the accommedations are. Are we talking champagne and massueses or trailers and macaroni n cheese here?" Tell us of an instance when you sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that? "Every frigging day when I get up out of bed and have to do the husband's stinky laundry and I am not too fond of it but I am fond of him." What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "7? Sometimes, depends if it involves money." What songs can you hum tunefully? "Sweet Dreams, Walkin After Midnight, Amazing Grace and YOu Outa Know..." What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "I am double-jointed and have many interesting material possessions such as weird things from around the world." What do you think about lava lamps? "Think they are most hypnotic and relaxing and actually have one in my bedroom." What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "Don't like the idea at all!!! If God had wanted chickens with two head He woulda made more than just the few down at the carnival freakshows." Tell us your vision of the coming Apocalypse and what you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana. "It will be sudden and confusing and probably quite painful for everyone except those in the know." What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "Same as in this world, spend my husband's fortune down to the last dime and pleasure only myself." Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel? "Involves a baseball game, a bat, some cotton candy and a certain player."
Test #2 What do you think of the color black? How does it make you feel? "I see a red door and I want to paint it black,,,,makes me feel nothing, an empty void.." How do you feel about group living? "FIne as long as I am on top" Tell us of an instance when you sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that?
What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "3, because it rhymes with pee" What songs can you hum tunefully? "Satisfaction and Brown Sugar" What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "My Harley and one slightly used old lady" What do you think about lava lamps? "They are groovy man" What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "As in better buds? I'm all for that" Tell us your vision of the coming Apocalypse and what you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana? "I plan on bringing about the apocalypse like I am stirring a big ole pot of beans" What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "plan on bashing some heads and chuggin some brewskis " Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel... "Something I dreamed about the other night involved two chicks from the Motorcycle Today magazine and a quart of Pennzoil" Test #3 What do you think of the color black? How does that make you feel? "Black is ok with me!" How do you feel about group living? "It's not a great idea. I guess I am a square for saying that." Tell us of an instance when you sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that? "I get up at 5 am every morning and drag my butt on a two hour one way commute into the city to work hard for my family." What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "69, for obvious reasons. no, not to my knowledge." What songs can you hum tunefully? "Inagaddavida, don't you know that I love you...." What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "Speak Russian and German fluently and I kept all my baseball cards from when I was a kid" What do you think about lava lamps? "They're cool!" What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "Don't know much about it." Tell us your vision of the coming Apocalypse and what you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana? "sorry, I don't seen any visions" What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "sex toy" Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel.... "Playing professional baseball for a living..." Test #4 What do you think of the color black? How does it make you feel? "It's depressing and it makes me feel horny" How do you feel about group living? "sound kinky to me" Tell us of an instance when you sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that? "My boyfriends roommate was acting like an asshole so I left and dumped him for the greater good of mankind." What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "69, oh yes!" What songs can you hum tunefully? "The Thong Song" What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "my vast menagerie, my beautiful body and my vast sexual appetite." What do you think of lava lamps? "They make me horny" What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "it's kinky" Tell us your vision of the coming Apocalypse and what you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana? "Lots of sex" What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "being the one having the most sex" Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel... "I wanna be in the middle of a large orgy and it makes me feel happy" Test #5 What do you think of the color black? How does it make you feel? "Warm?" How do you feel about group living? "That kinda depends on who is in the group" Tell us of an instance when you sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that? "I ran naked down the street during a game of Truth or Dare when I was a kid, and I felt great" What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "19 I am seriously psychic......" What songs can you hum tunefully? "You name it, I'll sing it" What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "What the hell are they??" What do you think of lava lamps "Okay, you are totally weirding me out here......" What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "I'm leaving now...." Tell us you vision of the coming Apocalypse and what you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana? "What the fuck are you on about??" What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "Being alive??" Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel? "I want to make love on a trampoline wearing nothing but a pair of thigh high leather boots. It makes me feel sexy" Test #6 What do you think of the color black? How does that make you feel? "It's dark. I like it. I look good in it." How do you feel about group living? "Depends on who's in the group." Tell us of an instance when your sacrificed yourself for the greater good of others and how you felt about that? "Huh?" What number am I thinking of right now? Have you ever exhibited any psychic abilities? "You tell me. Nope." What songs can you hum tunefully? "Any song I know, and that's lots. I was a music major." What possessions and talents will you bring to our group? "Not many posessions but I'm a hard worker and I get along well with most others." What do you think of lava lamps? "Sort of groovy." What do you think of genetic engineering and biogenetics? "There's not enough room on the page for that." Tell us your vision of the coming Apocalypse and what do you foresee for the Chosen Ones in Nirvana? "Why don't you tell me since you know it all." What do you see as your role in the Glorious New World? "Any role I choose." Tell us your deepest fantasy and how it makes you feel? "Like I'm gonna tell you."
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