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And still the new members stream in and join our group of religious life!
Candidate # 22 Name: Boris Badanoff Age: 32 Hometown: Coldashell, Siberia Attire: Usually just speedos or some type of stretch garment What I did before joining: I was a wrestler with with WWF in Amerika. I always wrestled as a "baddie" Role Within The Group: That is still being worked out at this time. How I joined: I was having a fitting for new purple speedos when the fitter informed me that I could not have them in purple as the man in the next fitting booth had just purchased all the purple in the shop. I stuck my head in to tell this jerk that I needed the purple too he had such a look of peace about him that I was forced to ask his secret... Goals and aspirations in the New World: Not sure yet....I have to go lay down....Captain Insano gave me a vicious kick to the head the other night and I am still seeing double. Thoughts on group life: Better than growing up in Siberian labor camp... Hobbies: brewing potato vodka and pounding nails in with my forehead...
Candidates #23, 24 and 25
Name: Lavender Hill Gang Age: Old enough to know better but too young to care Hometown: Seattle, WA Attire: Whatever we feel like donning that day but when we work we wear all black and stockings over our faces What we did before joining: You could say that we were sort of like a modern day clan of Robin Hood Role within the group: Helping new members divest themselves of their material possessions How we joined: We were at the Seafirst Bank in Seattle about to make a withdrawal when this supermodel in line started telling us about Prince Victor Goals and aspirations in the New World: To serve Prince Victor and set up the first security systems in the New World Thoughts on group life: We love it! Hobbies: Practicing our disguises and costumes and checking out the quickest way in and out of the local banks.....
Candidates #26 and 27 Name(s) : Elaina and Mike Age : 17 (both) Hometown : Washingtonville, New York Attire : Dress + Tux What I did before joining : Our lives had no direction before joining the Knights of Yahweh. Role within the KoY : We take care of the Jesus Rats How we joined : We met Prince Victor at the local rat-race, and from that point on we were inspired. Goals and Aspirations in the New World : To please Price Victor. When he says jump, we say how high. Thoughts on Group Life : We enjoy group living, and can't remember what it was like before. Hobbies : Training at the rat circus, playing the guitar, dancing, and hula-hooping.
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